Dusty Learns to Blog

random thoughts, in order of importance

Your Mustache Probably Sucks

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And the hard part is, you didn’t even know it until you saw THESE GUYS’ mustaches. Some of these beards and mustaches are so good that having eyes and a nose and mouth actually takes away from the sculpted hair itself. In fact, I’m not even sure the word “mustache” describes what some of these guys did to the front of their heads’, so I’m going to go ahead and coin the phrase “facestache.”

Terminology aside, the question remains: is your mustache an accent to your face, or is your face an accent to your mustache? Or for that matter, are they both just accents to the very silly (yet fitting) costumes that David Mead made you wear?

David Mead Photographs Awesome Mustaches

That's one hardcore Wu-Tang Fan

Posting a Photo of Potto

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I’m generally against creatures with tiny human-like hands (i.e. raccoons, possums, carnival workers), and buggy eyes aren’t known to do any favors in the cute department either. But somehow, this little dude makes it work. Maybe it’s the tongue that he just can’t get into his mouth, or the chinchilla-like fur all over his body, but this little guy just reminds me of an Ewok baby.

And in case you’re wondering, it’s a Potto.

Potto at the Cincinnati Zoo

If a squirrel and my nightmares had a baby, this is most likely what it would look like.

The New Theme

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So here it is, the new theme.  I had taken the weird diver theme as far as I could take it, and I also kind of hated Drupal.  It felt a little too cumbersome for my needs, as I don’t see myself getting too crazy with this thing.  Sorry, Cory.

This is really just a test posting.  Learning WordPress and forcing myself to blog.  I’m sure in 5 years I’ll either be thankful I took initiative and captured some good ideas, or regretful that I’m officially searchable on Google for all the dumb shit I said.  Either way, what fun!